When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
lets start a swedish sibling band together
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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