I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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