So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What a dumb baby whore.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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