come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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