You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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