Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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