fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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