My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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