As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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