he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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