I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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