Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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