Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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