I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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