ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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