How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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