What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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