thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Never underestimate the power of titties
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