Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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