ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
