I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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