PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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