we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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