after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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