I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's never too late to be topless.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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