problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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