Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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