i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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