Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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