Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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