We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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