Dual....:-)
I wish I only lived at night.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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