I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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