yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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