Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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