yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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