NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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