he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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