For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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