Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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