How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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