weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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