garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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