i just google imaged poop.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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