But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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