I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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