If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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