love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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