No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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