shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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